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Post by *EviL*.*MIV|...xD| on Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:23 am

I've just seen nice joke... xD

"So, a man walks into a bar with monkey. I forgot the rest of the joke but your mom is a whore." -.-
I have no idea what kinda ppl can think of jokes like this but... xD
PS it wasn't to me, rivi or mike so dt kill me witch! xD
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Post by *SpeeDyMiKe* on Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:36 am

Old man is walking.His leg hurts and he cant walk normaly.Opposite him comes a young man too with hurting leg.When they meet old man show to his leg and says:''Afganistan 1955''.Young man shows on his leg and answeres:''Dog's shit 10 meters back way''.
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Post by *SpeeDyMiKe* on Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:15 am

- Mike , How Many witches u need to change lamp?

- 2 cuz 1 will sit behind computer and other will change it Very Happy
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Post by *EviL*.*MIV|...xD| on Sat Nov 13, 2010 5:25 am

- How many Russians are needed to change lamp?
- 161!
- Why?
- Cuz 1 holds the lamp and other 160 turn the room around! Very Happy

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- Less than 2, cuz otherways they'll all start drink and will never change it... Razz

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- Mike , How Many witches u need to change lamp?
- 3: 1 will change it, 1 will sit on computer, and 1 will be eating chips! Very Happy
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Post by *SpeeDyMiKe* on Sat Nov 13, 2010 6:27 am

ROFL Miv Very Happy

-Mike how many Blonds u need to change lamp?

- 1000!

-Rofl Why?

-1 Will Hold lamp and 999 will turn house around Very Happy
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Post by BodiesDropin on Sat Nov 13, 2010 7:52 am

A cop arrest 2 women he asks them what they where doing. The first woman says blowing bubbles. Then he asks the other woman what her name is she said bubbles! xD lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! lol! hihi hihi hihi hihi LOL!
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Post by *SpeeDyMiKe* on Sat Nov 13, 2010 8:18 am

n1 lol
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Post by BodiesDropin on Sun Nov 14, 2010 1:47 am

Thnx mike xD

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I'm stumped." His buddy said, "I have an idea. Why don't you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled!" So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, "Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?" "She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, 'I'll see you in two hours'."
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Post by *SpeeDyMiKe* on Sun Nov 14, 2010 2:01 am

Rofl Very Happy Witch and Disky Story Very Happy
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Post by BodiesDropin on Sun Nov 14, 2010 5:51 am

What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Christmas Eve?

They go to town and blow a couple of bucks. xD
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Post by London on Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:12 am

Rofl Caleb
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Post by BodiesDropin on Sun Nov 14, 2010 6:47 am

Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow weenies.
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Post by *EviL*.*MIV|...xD| on Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:09 am

In random room, there are about 16873 things, that Chuck Norris can use to kill you! One of them is the room itself...

Chunk Norris' tears can heal cancer, AIDS and everything else!But sadly - he has never cried in his life...

In 1945, USA wanted to sent Chuck Norris to Japan, to end war... But they decided that it would be too cruel, so they only blew up Nagasaki and Hiroshima...

The truth is, that Chuck Norris is dead since about 10 years! But Death is afraid of telling it to him... Razz
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Post by London on Sun Nov 14, 2010 7:46 am

Yo mama so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a mattress store and sleep on the floor
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!
Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo mama house so dirty she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.
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Post by *SpeeDyMiKe* on Sun Nov 14, 2010 8:13 am

Rofl guys D:
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Post by London on Sun Nov 14, 2010 9:10 am

yep too much jokes =D
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Post by BodiesDropin on Tue Nov 16, 2010 12:01 pm

Yo mamma soooo nasty there is a sign in her mouth that says next tooth 1 mile!
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Post by London on Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:17 pm

Yo mama so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!
Yo mama so dark she spits chocolate milk!
Yo mama so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.
Yo mama so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.
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Post by *SpeeDyMiKe* on Tue Nov 16, 2010 11:59 pm

ROFLMAO!!!! xDDD N1 dude Very Happy
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Post by BodiesDropin on Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:00 am

Mike is sooooo *Evil* when he went to hell the devil went to heaven!
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Post by London on Wed Nov 17, 2010 12:03 am

Yo mama so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama teeth are so yellow traffic slows down when she smiles!
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.
Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
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Post by BodiesDropin on Wed Nov 17, 2010 8:40 am

Yo momma so nasty when you mom brush's her teeth the tooth brush melts. =]
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Post by London on Thu Nov 18, 2010 2:46 am

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

yo mama so ugly that not even goldfish crackers smile back

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
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Post by *SpeeDyMiKe* on Thu Nov 18, 2010 3:23 am

Mike and all others are talking in mumble.They are playing jumps.

Suddenly Disky asks : ''Mike?''

-''Yes?''

- ''fu*k you''

and whole mumble laughed Very Happy
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Post by London on Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:05 am

ROFL mikee Very Happy

but no 1 really comes on mumble anymore Sad
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